MEET POSEIDEON
For years, battles have been fought between Poseidon and the Serpent King of the South, Jörmungandr. They would last for days without either side ever gaining an edge. Each side’s battalion would eventually retreat, recover, and return to fight another day. This fruitless cycle was destined to repeat for all eternity until one day when Poseidon offered the Serpent King a lifetime membership card to “Shark Shack,” Poseidon's chain of fish sandwich restaurants. Anyone with a membership card gets a FREE fish sandwich with a combo meal, which for Poseidon meant he was still making a profit. Always the savvy businessman, that Poseidon…